Saturday Humor

Some people choose to squander the advances we humans have made since we first crawled out of the cesspool of our evolutionary beginnings

brain dead

The human animal.  The one with the most developed brain, even if many still only use that portion they first had at the beginning of our evolution over 6 million years ago.  We are both beast and angel; awe-inspiring and all confounding.  We are at our best when we expand the limits of that organ contained within our skulls.  But some see that space better serving lesser needs.  For the right price, the outside of the cranium, not the inside, best serves their interests.

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Sure, they may earn some revenue for providing a part of their anatomy as a commercial billboard but they’ve also demonstrated the value they’ve placed on the essence of their being.  The tadpole they’ve evolved from has only served their need to provide more body space to give meaning to something of no redeeming value.  But in a world where we value the human being in us less than the cash we trade ourselves in for, who can be surprised that the lowest common denominator has persuasive powers over some?

Though they can feel good that they’re not a Pol Pot or a Josef Mengele, will they ever have doubts about their ability to aspire to anything other than being someone else’s tool?

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And for those who were thinking these are merely new age Christians promoting that place that waits for all who earned a spot in it after their death – you know, the one with the streets of gold – prepare yourself for a letdown when you type in in your search engine.  On the other hand, this may give others something to look forward to after this life.

15 responses to “Saturday Humor

  1. “The tadpole they’ve evolved from has only served their need to provide more body space to give meaning to something of no redeeming value.”

    A priceless observation! Mind if I use that somewhere, sometime? 🙂

  2. that was merely amusing…. I’ll give you some funny….

    ” The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said to Ole, “I have decided to give your wife $800 a month for support.”

    “Vell, dat’s fine, Judge,” said Ole. “And vunce in a while I’ll try ta chip in a few bucks myself.”………

    now that’s funny

  3. I know a number of the brain dead, and I always want to ask them if they have inquired with a doctor about turning that empty space between their ears into a good storage facility for you know, extra twinkies or something. A space is a terrible thing to waste you know.

  4. //saw the punch line coming// ……and you still didn’t duck?

    OK…. try these boots on….

    An old Texas cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman from New York sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
    He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.”

    She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.”

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a man from Wisconsin sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”

    He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian


  5. WHAT

    ok… one omore…..

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
    gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each
    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

    The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
    He flicked it on. ‘It represents a candle’, he said.

    ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.

    The man from Scotland reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
    He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’

    Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’.

    The Irish man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
    pulled out a pair of woman’s panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what
    do those symbolize?’

    The Irishman replied, ‘These are Carols.’

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