7 responses to “Thursday Humor – Double Dose edition”
Other….the child is checking for mines………the kitten that is wet…..it pooped in their running shoes
“Other….the child is checking for mines”
That’s likely in a poorer third world nation where funding is inadequate for robots to do the job and where there are a surplus of rug rats. 😉
Americans drive on parkways and park in driveways, what do you expect?
ha, ha, ha. Good one Steve
okokok….so much for funny….now…..for something really interesting……
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more. It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the familyand social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:”Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.” Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
I love it Jim when you add to my weak humor posts. That was hilarious
dude….your humour posts are not weak…..I am just twisted. The former rather inspires the latter…….in my case….four beers has the same effect…. happy ole…daze
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Other….the child is checking for mines………the kitten that is wet…..it pooped in their running shoes
“Other….the child is checking for mines”
That’s likely in a poorer third world nation where funding is inadequate for robots to do the job and where there are a surplus of rug rats. 😉
Americans drive on parkways and park in driveways, what do you expect?
ha, ha, ha. Good one Steve
okokok….so much for funny….now…..for something really interesting……
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more. It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the familyand social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:”Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.” Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
I love it Jim when you add to my weak humor posts. That was hilarious
dude….your humour posts are not weak…..I am just twisted. The former rather inspires the latter…….in my case….four beers has the same effect…. happy ole…daze